Nothing And Everything

This movie will never get old

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bunny-banana:

handaxe:

handaxe:

What’s the difference between america and yogurt?

If u leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will develop a culture

this was like the sickest burn I’ve ever seen

I’m American and can’t even be offended because all we’ve come up with is swag and Miley Cyrus.

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I need to rant. Can I rant? Okay. I get that you are open-minded. I get you have very strong beliefs. I just have three things I would like to say.

1. Please research your topic before making a big stand on one side of the argument. You look like an ass you just use generalities in your argument instead of facts, so please stop.

2. If someone doesn’t stand on the same side of the argument as you, it doesn’t give you the right to bash their opinion and think you’re better than them.

3. It’s not very open-minded of you to expect everyone else to believe the exact same thing you do, or to tell people if they don’t, it’s wrong.

vikingsrph:

I AM ALLOWED TO COMPLAIN

I AM ALLOWED TO CRY OVER SIMPLE THINGS

I AM FULLY AWARE THAT OTHER PEOPLE HAVE PROBLEMS TOO AND THEY ARE PROBABLY WORSE OFF THAN I AM

DO NOT REMIND ME OF THAT WHEN I AM UPSET

MY FEELINGS ARE VALID

I AM ALLOWED TO COMPLAIN

WHAT IS SIMPLE TO YOU COULD BE STRESSFUL TO ME

STOP TELLING ME TO THINK ABOUT PEOPLE THAT HAVE IT WORSE

STOP STOP STOP

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okaymad:

*tries to watch 45 minutes episode in 20 minutes*

This is me before work or on my lunch break.

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stvky:

rainymeadows:

somethingpointy:

Vampire doctors that can smell if you have a blood disease.

Werewolf therapy animals for sick kids.

Nature sprite and nymph nurses that always make sure people have pretty flowers to brighten up their white rooms.

Fauns that go around and sing and dance for patients so that they smile.

Nice monster hospitals would be amazing

Someone write a book about this.

Sirens that help people with sex addiction

Whoops, now it’s porn.

(via sexualbananajokes)

Can I just crawl inside and become Lindsey Stirling? She’s so perfect.

There is nothing not perfect about this.

There is nothing not perfect about this.

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feathor:

when your friend cusses in front of your parents

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